don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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