I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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