That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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