Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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