Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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its like you know when i get waxed
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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