would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I looked at my own cervix.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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