Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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