So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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