Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize