i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
This house was built for laser tag.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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