no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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