This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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