I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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