Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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