The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
As shirtless as possible
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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