i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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