so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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