two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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