Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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