Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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