I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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