you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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