rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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