so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this just has baby written all over it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
