okay pat passed out under dana's car
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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