We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Randomize