She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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