Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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