I'm laying in your front yard are you home
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
she told me i tasted like america
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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