My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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