hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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