If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My vagina is officially offended.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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