butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
