just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We had to coat check the pizza.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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