I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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