no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Randomize
