North Korea, Best Korea!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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