Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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