Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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