You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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