butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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