saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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