dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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