i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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