question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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