office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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