I puked a lego.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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