that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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