Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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