everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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