No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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