Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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