I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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