quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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