You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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