would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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