I don't think brook has ever known best
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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