I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Randomize
