You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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