The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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